THE PATH TO THE PATCH
Absolutely not. We don't take your human's money. While VP Magenta jokingly demands a "Kibble Tax" of one premium treat per visit, membership in the Mayhem is 100% free. We ride for the brotherhood, not the bank account.
Immediate banishment. Our intelligence officers (The Yorkie Squad) have a zero-tolerance policy for feline infiltration. Don't even try it.
Once your petition is reviewed, the High Table will send word. New Prospects are always welcome to demonstrate their "Good Boy" status at local PG sectors.